The Ring of Flame

Stacie is a stupid cunt-whore.

She is.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

And steve.. steve is a big redneck who sleeps with puppies.

Come on guys!!! Let's insult each other.

Someone take a whack at me.

Phew! For a minute, I thought this thread was going to be about hemmorrhoids.

Well, duh.

OOOO, you're so cute with your little masochistic posts.

Never have I meet anyone before who is totally happy with torturing me sexually - whore slut bag bint.

Furthermore - Heidiness, I don't think its alright looking so fucking foxy all the time, TAKE A FUCKING DAY OFF, and give the rest of us humans a chance.

And - put the fucking beer bottle down, are you saying you have to be drunk to sleep with me?
Are you?
ARE YOU???

Just one more - becuase I think you need this - *SLAP*, bleed for me slut!!

HUZZAH!
I SLAPPED HEIDI!!!

(You want it even more now don't you?)

Jackie eats shepherd's pie and plum pudding (which, by the way, doesn't have plums in it) and says "I Say!" every time Sherlock Holmes says something.

Heidi once stole a box of coffee in a 'Winona' type bid for attention only to realise she was in her own kitchen!

Drunken whore

LOL!

Jackie kills a iktten everytime one of us masturbates, in order to punish the sinful. She's crazy!

At least I eat what I kill, unlike you!

Besides, masturbation should be left to those with a higher skill set. Not everyone should be ALLOWED to touch themselves! Think of the all the bedspread babies...ewwww.

Tis God's law!

Fucking heathen!

... and you have dirty drawers

Jackie for once I wish you'd stop being such a fucking brilliant writer. Having YOUR name first on the book
? WTF

Sure you write nice blogs about me, but c'mon. Give me a break.
Let me be the golden bitch on my own.

And Heidi... if you'd stop being so cool for once I could get a fucking date.
'
or something.

Well Rube, you just can't seem to hide the fact that you want to be with me. Get over yourself!
My names first because I'm blonde.

So there fish breath!

HEY If you'd clean down there once in a while, maybe I wouldn't have fish breath!

You should be lucky I let you touch it at all little lady.
The nerve to complain, hmpf...fukin' women...

i don't know whether to laugh or be scared.

Whatever happened to this poor thread?

Did you dullards run out of witty things to say?

screw you, mike. You're just getting hyper because of Cinema wasteland and need someone to be your punching bag while you work out your agressions. I'll bet you're getting hardn just thinking about hanging out with Mario.

I'd rather dress like Princess Peach and have him pound me with his love hammer than listen to your shit for one more post.

Hey, tell Ghostella I'm hiding some actually funny skits...but she's gonna have to wet her lips to get to them.

Cool. What if it's about a thing and not necessarily an individual?

I'm sick of politically correct, condescending crap labeled as "horror" to sell a few copies. I'm sick of pseudo-writers celebrated in horror when they don't have a single damn clue about anything. I'm so sick of fraternity horror I could scream. Who cares if the pampered brat lives? I'm sick of horror with no actual hero or heroine. I'm sick of preachy horror that has the writer's "moral."

Eli Roth is not a horror writer. A mystery writer, sure. A thriller write, right on. A good detective writer, I'm fine with that. SAW is not horror anymore than Silence of the Lambs was. They are thrillers. Hostel is not horror, it's speculative fiction or thriller. In every movie he's made I've rooted for the bad guys. It's like they're afraid he's the last horror writer or something.

Ahhh. That does feel better. We don't seem to have any Ripley's (Sigorney Weaver) or Kirstie's (Heather Langenkamp?) in today's horror.

Where did the girls go? Why are the "heros"
assholes? Why are the stories crappy?

Just a rant. Thanks for listening. They boys club gets old.

Some of you ladies are seriously fucked up! 8O

Which is why I love this group so much.