Scary Stud of the Year!

The VOTES are in! Here he is, folks, the winner of the 2006 Scary Stud of the Year Award. Mr. March, 2006, Tim Sullivan, debuted 2006 with his horror film 2001 Maniacs, and followed through the year by penning the flick Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror (directed by chick Stacy Title) and his new 2007 release Driftwood (rife with young hot men. Thanks Tim!!). 2007 will also bring the sequel to 2001 Maniacs, 2001 Maniacs: Beverly Hellbillys . Tim's intelligence and sophistication accent his boyish good looks and his playful sense of humor. He's a good guy, and he loves Scary Movies... doesn't that sound like the perfect man??? Tim will bear the honor of being the Scary Stud of the Year of 2006 for all eternity. Read on for his inaugural interview...

How does it feel to be crowned Scary Stud of the Year?

I'll let you know after you imbed that crown of thorns upon my scary, studly head. And I expect that to be done personally by you, Heidi. My guess is that it will feel great; a whole lot better than being crowned "Class Clown" by my classmates did back in High School. But who's the clown now, folks? You're all fat and bloated and married to each other and still in Jersey and I'm in La La Land making bloody movies and being all scary and studly and shit and never EVER thinking about prom night when you all took me to that cheap motel and told me I was gonna get laid by Jessica Beavers only instead it was old Mrs. Anderson's moldy corpse from the mortuary and I didn't realize and put my thing into its wet incision only to freak out and need years of therapy to exorcise the memory which I swear I NEVER think about, and um... Yeah... Ah... Next question?

This is the "official"
Scary Stud of the Year picture. Enjoy Tim, and the entrails!

How will you use your new title to help benefit mankind?

I will make good on my campaign promise to bring more babes and more blood to theaters and video stores everywhere. Where there is a forgotten old Drive-In, I will be there! Where there is a DVD discount bin, I will be there. And I will do so by making the sequel to 2001 MANIACS immediately! SPLATSTICK FOREVER!

If you should be unable to fulfill your duties as Stud of the Year for any reason, second-runner-up Joe Zaso will take over. Is there anything we should know about, in that area? Or would you prefer for whatever dark secrets you have to come out later in a huge scandal?

Not that I anticipate anything preventing me from performing my Stud of the Year duties, but should something totally random and unexpected occur (like I suddenly need brain surgery like that senator from North Dakota or get the crap kicked out of me at some Hollywood night club... as if that would ever happen...), I can safely say that I will not only rely on Joe Zaso to step in, but each and every one of my fellow studs, for all eleven are all quite scary-- especially that Spooky Dan guy. Speaking of scandal, can you put me in touch with Mr. December?

When can we see Driftwood in theaters, and can you count how many hot guys are in it, for our benefit?

Well, Heidi, if you happen to live in San Jose you can see DRIFTWOOD in theaters on January 6th at the FANGORIA Weekend of Horrors, or if you live in New York, you can catch it on January 15th at the Pioneer Two Boots Theater. If you don't, keep checking our My Space page (www.myspace.com/driftwoodthemovie) for updates on its distribution and release. You can also check out the hot guys of DRIFTWOOD on My Space as well-- Last time I counted, I was up to 12 and still going and that didn't include the dead ones!

How does it feel to have worked on a horror film that had a female director? Not many men can say that...

Are you talking about CROSSING DELANCEY or HOOD OF HORROR? Cuz I worked on both, Heidi. And both were directed by chicks. (Though I guess a story about a girl in love with a pickle salesman doesn't really count as a horror film... Unless, of course, you ever dated a pickle salesman and know what that's like. Let me tell you, it can be Pretty Scary! Get it... Pretty Scary...) But seriously, folks- Stacy Title (who directed HOOD) proves what your site is all about: Horror ain't just a Guy thing! Chicks can play in the horror sandbox as well. And some of them can play just as hard and just as rough. If not even harder, right Heidi?

Why does God let puppies die?

Because every time you masturbate, God kills a puppy. C'mon, Heidi. I thought everyone knew that?