"'Look, if it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby!'- Cindy Campbell, Scary Movie"
work in progress, but what do you think so far?
i still, to this day (and this was 8 years ago) cannot listen to Enya without wanting to fall alseep. Pavlov!
I don't think i want kids, but i would be so happy going back to being a preschool assistant teacher. I loved being around the kids.
Once, we had a kid who was a "biter". We had to watch him all the time. Well, I went to school that day with a hicky on my neck my boyfriend had given me the night before. When the kid bit someone on the playground, I had to pull him aside and tell him that was not okay. he looked at me and pointed to my neck and said, "Who bit you?"
I was embarassed at the time, but now I think it's my fave story from working there.




okay, that's creepy!
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