Mr. June: Jeff Dylan Graham

Jeff Dylan Graham; hot, young, and hot. This actor has appeared in Jason Paul Collum's October Moon, the Stephanie Beaton-helmed Witchcraft 6, the all-star Dead and Rotting, JR Bookwalter's Deadly Stingers, Steve Session's Cremains, Dead Clowns, Southern Gothic, Cadaver Bay, and Malefic, cult oddity Chris Watson's Zombiegeddon, as well as the recent Home Sick with Pretty/Scary rock star Tiffany Shepis. Jeff looks like he might be one of those surfer guys down on Venice, with a little extra hair gel and maybe a piercing. He's the type of guy you'd expect to find skateboarding and getting laid, not making B-movies. This French-Canadian hottie can be found shooting new films all the time, but most recently he's completed his role in Gallows Hill Productions' new horror flick Dust to Dust with Linnea Quigley, Felissa Rose, Brinke Stevens, and Heidi Martinuzzi (me). Jeff dazzles us with his angelic face and quick wit in the June 2006 Scary Stud interview...

"There must be more to life than being ridiculously good-looking..."

What is a date with Jeff Dylan Graham like?

A six-pack of Heineken, a 99-cent double cheeseburger, a carnival ride, and a pack of camels, two & a half dollars, a bad attitude, and a partridge in a pear tree. Would you expect anything less from a starving artist?

Jeff enjoys a good game of hide-and-seek, like anyone else.

If you were German, and therefore, a member of the Master Race, which of your genes are actually the best? The ones that control your good looks or the ones that control your innate pan-Germanic nationalist sentiments?

Well, if I were German I could answer this question. Instead, I'll outright admit I'm a Frenchman. French Canadian to be exact. But I'll go with my old-school Levi's over any of my other pants, to answer your question. Hehe

Why men don't sew...

What are your turn-offs?

UB40!!! Oh my god, that song 'Red Wine' scares the shit out of me! If I hear that song anytime of day or night, I go insane. It literally turns my stomach. Hmm... feet are scary. You'll know if I REALLY love you if I touch your feet. Also, people who decide that club restrooms are a place to hit on you. Yuck! Tube tops scare me. Black lipstick scares me. Eh, I could just keep going, but we've got things to do.

Jeff has a flavor saver... to savour the flavor. Of gummi bears, you sicko.

Turn-ons?

Intelligence, Intuition, Self-Awareness, Creativity, People who get bored with the norm, Travelers, Horror movie geeks like myself, Foreigners, Dark hair & light eyes, Fedoras, Musicians, Good Tattoos, Garbage Pail Kids, I keep getting older but they all stay the same age.

"I mean, I'm really really good-looking, but What does it all mean, really?

Pimp your latest projects to us: What are you in and what's it about?

Sure - DUST TO DUST was shot in February in Bakersfield, CA. I had a blast on this one. I play a real douchebag, and I hear some girl named Hottie Heidi is in it.
The director was very cool, and we shot at a REAL funeral home. It was fucking creepy. We got to see a real cremation and it was very interesting!

I just wrapped DORM OF THE DEAD with my friend Tiffany Shepis. It was fun. They let me go crazy on this one. About to shoot BRYAN LOVES YOU, an amazing script with a solid cast. I did some work with MTV for a new reality project, and I'm in a Canadian film called INSIGHT OF EVIL 2. There is a FUNNY story about my involvement in this movie, but I can't say anything yet. I will tell more when I can. Also, I'm currently working out the details for two films this July. They both have good scripts, so I'm hoping they pan out. People can stay up-to-date by going to my website: www.jeffdgraham.com

Jeff gives good photo

Which German would you rather sit down and have kuchen with: Dolph Lundgren, or Uwe Boll? And what would you say?

What the fuck is kuchen? I'm too lazy to go found out. But, I'd pick good ol' DOLPH! I'd have to ask him what his secret to success is.

Describe your ideal woman in ten words or less:

ALIVE. Or DEAD - It all depends on my mood.

Which males in the horror industry to you admire? And why?

Apparently, Jeff's heart has already been broken. He wears this t-shirt so we know that.

Bill Moseley - amazing character actor, Jeffrey Combs - amazing character actor, Joe Estevez - amazing character actor. There are more of course, but these are a few that I've admired for a long time. They've impressed me with their ability to just take any type of role and run with it. Truly talented people.

What are your current views on the war? Do you think, looking back on everything, that Robespierre had it coming?

There's a war? I'm just a self-absorbed actor; I have no idea what's going on in the world. But if you really want my opinion - That shirt looks really good with those pants.

"Fo Shizzle My Nizzle, Hahaha, Yes SIR!"

We're going to play my favorite game: Dump, date, or marry. One of these women you have to marry, one you have to dump, and one you have to date. Dying is NOT an option: Okay, who would you rather dump, date, and marry out of these three: Katie Holmes, Britney Spears, and Jessica Simpson?

Britney Spears: DUMP (this bitch is crazy!), Jessica Simpson- DATE (who wouldn't, just put a muzzle on her), Katie Holmes: MARRY (bitch is crazy, but at least I know she'd do anything I asked)

A zombie is about to eat your brains! Hurry! What are your last words?

No, not there! THERE! PERFECT! Ok, Thanks, get off.