Mr April: Danny Lopes

Danny Lopes is our sexy Scary Stud of April. He's got a naughty appeal that no woman could resist. He's got a killer body. He was Playgirl's June 2006 centerfold. He's also played leading roles in the horror films Horror, Desecration, Satan's Playground, and he'll be in the upcoming The Ocean alongside Pretty/Scary women Lynn Lowry and Felissa Rose. This Portugese plaything is just about the hottest actor in horror that we've ever seen. He has musical aspirations and hopes to start his own music label someday, but until then, this Jersey Boy is hopefully going to grace the horror screens with more fine, sexy, stunning, hot, and sexy performances.

What's your workout routine? Describe in naughty detail...

Sex in the morning, sex in the evening, and sex in the afternoon. I use tight thrusts and rapid hip movements... It stimulates my muscles and makes me sweat!

Hey! who's cute?

What's your ultimate idea of a romantic date?

2 hours at the Laundromat.

Danny in a still from Dante Tomaselli's film Horror

Why have you been in every single Dante Tomaselli movie ever?

I have nothing but support for him and we work great together. I want to be in every film he ever makes.

Danny in Troll 4: The Revine-ening

In New Jersey Driving law terms, a white painted curb means a) loading zone for freight or passengers, b) loading zone for passengers or mail only, c) loading zone for freight only?

I have no fucking idea. I only know not to park in the yellow.

Danny in Risky Business

C. We were looking for "C". Loading zone for freight only. What was your mother's first reaction when she heard you were in Playgirl magazine?

She ignored me.

Danny doing his "Happy and Innocent Youth" face for the camera

Name 3 Corey Feldman Movies:

The Lost Boys ... Goonies ... and ummm ... let me go to imdb.com ... Stand By Me.

Danny doing his "No, really. I'm being serious, Godammit" face for the camera

Turn-ons?

Deep breaths and panting... Butt holes, vaginas, ears, mouths ... any hole really.

Danny doing his "Sexy" look

Turn-offs?

People asking me for a date through myspace.

I think if you're comfortable doing it you should. With the right photographer you can capture great images. People should let loose and enjoy. It can help your career at times...

What's the different between sushi and sashimi?

Who cares, they're both raw!

The hottest candid shot ever taken of a man, ever

Who is cuter; You, or Justin Timberlake, and why?

Let's create a poll on your site. Let the fans decide. Hopefully, I win!

Go bother danny at www.dannylopes.com or www.myspace.com/dannylopes