I found my first love on facebook...

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Superheidi
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Dude, my very first crush ever, from 1984, is on facebook! I liked him all of first grade. Then I moved on when second grade hit... but I fucking can't believe Facebook.

Here he is!

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Superheidi
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i also found the prettiest girl in school that I was always jealous of....

she has a kid

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Awesome.

The first guy I ever liked (second grade, for me), I tackled him at recess and smacked his face into the concrete a coupla' times. I got suspended. I was a mean little brat.

Tristan Sinns
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asharceneaux wrote:

Awesome.

The first guy I ever liked (second grade, for me), I tackled him at recess and smacked his face into the concrete a coupla' times. I got suspended. I was a mean little brat.

Ahhhh, young love, lol!

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Dude, I found my HIGH SCHOOL crush!

http://www.facebook.com/eben.wight wow!!!! he's a pool cleaner now! aweeeeesssssome

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You should build a Facebook shrine to all your crushes over the years. I did that myself and my exes sent me romantic letters in response. I have one of them here, let's see now what does this letter say: Cease And Desist...

Actually, I don't have any social networking pages. Pretty Scary is the only internet thing I hang out on.

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I'm too afraid to go looking in the past. I already have a two or three people on my facebook, friends of friends, who I have no clue who they are but they apparently know me. Oups