"'I go from a demure co-ed to a whip-cracking dominatrix from hell. There are savage, scale-eyed zombies, virgin sacrifices and demonic possessions, and when I turn into a gorgeous, va-voom woman I say the line I've always wanted to say, 'Behold the new queen of hell!' And I say it with relish.'- Brinke Stevens on Teenage Exorcist"
Hi from the Great White North
Hi all. I too got here from seeing Pretty Bloody and why have I not found you before? Jesus Christ on a pony..
Nice to meetcha all! I'm karen, from Calgary. I love all the nasty stuff that turns my husband into a pile of euw.
No way! Thats how I discovered it too. Yet another reason to love Space Channel! (Wait...It's Friday Frightmare! WOO! I should check whats on...)
And I too am from the Magnificant Winter Tundra, home of the noble beaver and hockey puck, known as Canada! I'm from B.C. though.
I love being Canadian.
I also have a brilliant theory. If Canada ever commited terrorism...we could get away with it! I mean who would suspect Canada? We're a country of peace keepers for friggin sakes! We barely even have a military! I mean how ridiculous does this sound to you?
"HELP! WE'RE BEING BOMBED BY CANADA!" I could just imagine what the UN would say "No, no, no. You must be mistaken. Canada would never do a thing like that! You must be confused with another counrty."
Plus, We could so take over Alaska. Their population is tiny, and we're closer than the continental U.S. is! In fact...we could already be in control of it and no one would even know!...But like we need more ice.
Well, that's what I think anyway...
There was a slightly off-center Canadian General named James Sutherland "Buster" Brown who drew up his very own invasion plans of the U.S. back in the 1920's. To research this US invasion plan, he would dress in civilian clothing, drive across the boarder, go to gas stations, get maps and then ask the locals for help in identifying important streets and bridges. His goal was to seize important US cities like Buffalo New York in a daring raid, then immediately call the British Prime Minister and ask for back up.
His superiors were not amused.
Jessica








Welcome!
Jessica