David Lynch's new coffee brand

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The legendary visionary director David Lynch now has his own brand of coffee!

http://ecomm.davidlynch.com/catalog/coffee.php

Organic and Fair Trade, to boot!

I love him more and more everytime I hear something new about the man.

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even the can looks twisted and freaky.

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i keep "catching the big fish" in my bag with me at all times. everyone is pretty tired of hearing about david lynch from me. they're gonna hate you for giving me more ammo.

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I dreamed about David Lynch last night.

I don't remember much about it, but I kept seeing the face that's on the can watching me from around dark corners and someone kept saying "David Lynch is coming to get you." And then cars would crash, and it would start raining.

I probably shouldn't eat pancakes at three A.M. and then go to sleep.

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As much as I like David Lynch and I like coffee, I'd be very reluctant to buy a can, open it, and look inside. And if I actually drank a cup of the stuff, I'd be very afraid to go outside, answer the phone or go to sleep.

However, I do purchase coffee from the Rod Serling signature coffee line and have enjoyed many of these fine blends:

- Talking Tina's Finest
- Willoughby Coffee ("Good to the Last Stop")
- Coffee at 20,000 Feet (only available to airlines)
- To Serve Man Brand Coffee ("It's a Starbucks!")
- Coffee Enough at Last (not recommended for people with glasses)
- The Brew is Due on Maple Street
- I Drink the Coffee Electric (Percolator)
- It's a Good Coffee ("Good enough to take to the cornfield!")

Jessica

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Have you ever tried,

'The Last Cup of Coffee on Earth' flavor?

how about

'The Obsolete Blend' (not very good)
'Night Cup' (not recommended for old people who live alone)
'Hazelnut of the Beholder' (looks gross but really, is very pleasant!)

?

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Superheidi wrote:

Have you ever tried...

'Hazelnut of the Beholder' (looks gross but really, is very pleasant!) ?

I'm gonna try it just as soon as the bandages come off.

Jessica