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Joe Bob Briggs, the drive-in movie critic of Grapevine, Texas, will be dispensing sex and relationship advice from his uniquely male, and sometimes gross, point of view. The idea here is that women NEED THIS INFORMATION, the kind that men never share.

Ask Joe Bob: How do I get my wife to watch scary movies?

By Superheidi on December 26th, 2009

Dear Joe Bob,

My wife hates scary movies. I can't get enough of them, and I'm tired of her and her sister putting me down for watching them (like 'Marley and Me' and The 'Proposition' are Oscar contenders.) I really need to fix this problem, and I'm wondering since you've found a website of women who like horror movies if you have any suggestions about how I can change her into one of these girls...

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Ask Joe Bob: Could my white, male, mid-thirties boyfriend be a psychopath?

By Superheidi on November 4th, 2009

Welcome to the first edition of the newest romantic advice column for horror lovers on Pretty/Scary - 'Ask Joe Bob'. Joe Bob Briggs , the drive-in movie critic of Grapevine, Texas, will be dispensing sex and relationship advice from his uniquely male, and sometimes gross, point of view. The idea here is that women NEED THIS INFORMATION, the kind that men never share.

Dear Job Bob,

I've started dating a white man in his mid thirties whose house is filled with horror posters, DVDs, creepy masks, weapons, slasher action figures, and movie collectables. Nothing else; just gross horror and torture stuff...

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