Christmas

Women of Christmas Horror

By Heidi Martinuzzi and Amanda Reyes

We went through the best and worst Christmas movies ever, and picked out the most awesome females from each film for your holiday enjoyment. There are so many wonderful bad horror Christmas movies, it'll make you cry tears. Tears of AWESOME...

The Children (2008)

The ChildrenIt's rare that a film features children behaving as they are actually inclined to behave. Too often screenwriters, directors, and others in responsible chairs simply forget how children act; they forget that children are, at some fundamental level, retarded and sniveling little disease carriers. They are, one in all, boogery little pockets of petulant pestilence inclined to suck all joy from an otherwise happy life. Given their propensity for expense and woe, it should be no small step for children to rise up and attempt to slaughter all of the adults around them in a blind and raging orgy of blood.

Don’t laugh. It just might happen, folks. It just might happen!

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