Pretty/Scary - Mr. March: Robert Rhine

Do you like "Rod"? Because Robert Rhine does a mean impression of Rod Serling, the most bad-ass TV host of a weird show EVER. Mr. March has an odd mix of shy good looks and rugged sick and twisted tendencies. Robert Rhine is the creator and editor of Girls and Corpses Magazine, which we like because it totally mocks the misogynistic habit of putting hot girls in a magazine, only Robert makes it funny by adding corpses in every picture! So you get hot chicks, plus dead people (kinda like a horror film!) He's also an author with several graphic novels out, including Satan's Circus of Hell and Satan Goes Wild, among many others. He's made short films, he's acted in movies... But mostly Robert is just really funny and spends his days lounging poolside a la Heffner amidst young hot women and... corpses.

Since Robert has shown many lovely ladies and dead bodies in his pages, its time for him to be ogled in our pages as Mr. March. Enjoy, ladies!

"Girls and Corpses go together like Gum and __________"

Formaldehyde.

Robert channels Rod Serling.

Do you think she’s prettier than me?

a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
b - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.
c - Only in the sense that she’s younger and thinner.
d - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

e. Who her? I was just looking at her outfit. What was she thinking?!

If you let the corpses stew for a while in the sauna, you get a thick, chunky, foul stew. True.

You are with a woman in a restaurant having dinner. You lean over and whisper something in her ear that makes her smile. What did you say?

I forgot my wallet.

Sheri Moon Zombie. a corpse, and Robert. In that order.

What is THE definitive Rod Serling catchphrase?

"You are traveling to to another dimension... a dimension not only of sight and sound but of maggots... you are entering the Girls and Corpses Zone."

Robert with Danielle Harris and Scout Taylor-Compton at a crack party.

Robert Louis Stevenson... Robert Steven Rhine... Mary Roberts Rhinehart... All authors. Coincidence?

Nope. We're all the same person.

Robert did time in "The Big House", for desecrating a corpse. His name was Caesar then, and he wore bandannas.

What's the sexiest thing a woman can do, in your opinion?

Watch the teeth.

Penalties for corpse desecration are rather harsh.

When Satan goes wild, what does he do?

I'm already doing it -- Girls and Corpses Magazine. Second choice would be Vegas: hookers, alcohol and handguns.

Robert only feels free when he's on his bike.

What upcoming stuff do you have upcoming?

Besides, my lunch? Print Issue #4 of Girls and Corpses Magazine will be out in April, featuring Miss Horrorfest, Mistress Malice, on the cover. This is our wildest issue yet featuring more bodacious babes, bloated bodies, beautiful artwork, bold interviews and belly laughs.

Actresses Bai Ling and Alan Curry celebrate the G&C Mag premiere issue party with R.S. Rhine.

Robert's family actually had a town named after them: Rhinesville - Lost in the toss of a coin. Good thing?

Probably not. But the first option had been a pistol duel. So, maybe it wasn't such a bad thing after all. Decide for yourself at: www.Rhinesville.com

This is the pensive, intense Robert seen only in head shots.